Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

My suggestion is that you and your (equally deceitful) staff take the day off to celebrate this glorious day…Thereby leaving the rest of us the heck alone.

Also, please do stop attacking those who’ve the audacity (ha! ha!) to try telling the truth to people. The Constitution forbids you to do that…Remember? That Constitution thing?

Y’all had better watch those noses! Pretty soon no one will be able to walk through a door other than backwards, lest there be proboscis injuries. (Does ObamaCare cover that, by the way, or only for those under 60?)

God willing, more later.